Chester

Chester
Chester at 5:30 am on his 3 month birthday!

The Chester Diaries: Celebrating the feast and famine known as new motherhood.

Welcome to my blog! My name is Lara and I gave birth in April, 2010 to a baby boy. I've been calling him "Chester" since he was a little chestnut in my tummy. To commemorate his three month birthday, I wanted to write about the crazy, joyous and exhausting ride I've been having as a first-time mom. If you're interested in reading about the highs and lows of uncharted mommy territory as well as my unhealthy obsession with shopping, (particularly baby gear), reviews, and pop culture observations, then you've come to the right place. Be warned: This cute kid has a mommy who can be a bit of a potty mouth.

Note: This blog is no longer active but please enjoy Chester's journey from 3 months to 2+ years.


Sunday, October 30

Banana bites

For Chester's birthday, I thought we'd try to do up some banana pancakes, but more banana than pancake.  "Banana Bites."

Pancake batter.

Slice bananas horizontally and dredge in batter.
Tim's version.  Not bad!

I took over.   Here's my starting batch.

Yum.

A little leftover mix for us adults.  With banana sour cream topping.  Mmm.

Chester studiously ignoring our creation.
What?  More grossness?

Vomitsauce?
If I look cute maybe I can avoid eating this gross slop.
 
You really can't make me eat it, y'know.

In other news.  Look at all my new teeth coming in. 

18 months!








Saturday, October 29

A new take on carrot sticks

Since I've been having trouble getting Chester to eat veggies, I thought I'd try a new recipe:  Carrot Snack Sticks.  They're like breadsticks but with carrots and parmesan.


Rolling out the dough.

Cutting it into "sticks."

Lining on parchment paper.
Delish!  They taste a bit like Goldfish crackers, but healthy!


Oh did you say healthy?  No thanks.


Hmm....the jury's still out.

YOU eat it Daddy!

Thursday, October 27

Foods that are...UCK.

I tried a bunch of new recipes this week.

Creamed salmon?  Ew.  I don't care if it's an award winning recipe.

Meatballs?!?

Shitballs is more like it.  Keep that cat litter nugget far away from me.
Greenbeans Your Kids Will Love?  The recipe LIED mum. 

Sweet potato fries gets a thumbs WAY down.

Bottom of the bottle = bottom of the barrel.
My first foray into fish sticks turned out pretty well.


Blech.  More new food?

Oh but it's got a crumb coating.  Hmm...

I think you didn't cook up enough!
Happy fish face

Wednesday, October 26

The Great Escape

Someone pushed his Leapfrog Learning Table up against the baby gates in his playroom today...




When he thought I wasn't looking he tried to climb aboard...




When I walked back in he immediately put his leg down and pretended to do something else.  Sneaky!  I know this table is for learning but this takes it to an entirely different level!

Tuesday, October 25

French Toast

Ding ding ding! It seems we have a winner. I think it may have something to do with only wanting to eat Daddy's food. Hmphf.

Tim's Blue Plate Special.  French Toast.

Hm.  What is THAT?

Double fisting french toast and milk.

No need to cut it up.  I got this.


More!  NOW!


Tuesday, October 18

My grandma went on vacation...

Chester's grandma returned from China, which means someone got a new hat. Pigtail and all.